HANKS HOTLINE 3

Don't forget to send me your Hank's Hotline questions and maybe Hank can answer them in a later Hotline.
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SAFE CROSSING 2

Hi, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'. Check out the Gatorhead site to find out what I've been thinkin:

THINGS ARE LOOKIN' UP

IF FINDIN' OUT YOU HAVE A KID WITH A MONKEY AND A PLACE TO SLEEP INSIDE ARE INDICATIONS THAT THINGS ARE LOOKIN' UP, HOW BAD WAS IT BEFORE?

Will Crusher finally find true happiness by sleeping inside and having the opportunity to bond with a grown son and his monkey?

How does Hank ever do any Handy Man work with all that goes on around him?

Don't forget to check out the Gatorhead site for a dose of Edna and Mildred:

SAFE CROSSING

I'm Bo Lumpkin, and I've been thinkin'.
Check out the Gatorhead site today to find out what I've been thinkin' and what's been happenin'.

THEY MEET AT LAST

Don't you just love it when you have been really dreading something and it turns out not to be so bad?

What do you suppose is in the future for Shirley?

I would ask why is the sky blue but I know the answer. If it was green we wouldn't know when to stop mowing.
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Yazoo Storm

It has been a busy and hectic weekend. The storm that hit Yazoo City, MS totaled my daughter's mobile home. Thankfully her husband was at work and she and my grandson were visiting us so none of them were hurt. I have my stuff posted through the end of the week. There will be a post on both sites through Friday and on this site through next Sunday. With things being as hectic as they are I don't know after that. I am going to try to keep things as normal as possible though.

BIG SPENDER

THE TROUBLE WITH YOUTH

HANK'S HOTLINE 2

Don't forget todays comic on the Gatorhead Site.
Oops. Sorry about the late posting. I put the wrong date on this one.
Bo

Last Respects

ENOUGH PROBLEMS

Do you think maybe Mildred does have a soft spot in her heart?
Do you think Buster really has that many problems or does he just handle things better than we do?
Will the meeting with Crusher be awkward for them?
Can the NCAA really tell players what they can paint under their eyes?

Coyote War Stories

WE NEED TO TALK

Do you think the world might be a better place if we all reacted to unexpected news with the calm that Buster does?

NOTE: I went with a new schedule in hopes of building my audience and I must say that the response has been underwhelming. I might be oversaturating my sites with my humor and if you think that is true I would appreciate any comments.

I am going to do as I promised and keep this schedule for at least another three weeks but if interest doesn't increase I will probably put the Gatorhead site on hiatus and then drop back to a 5 day schedule. Okay I'm having a pity party but I am doing this just for fun. So far I haven't made one dime and it just ain't all that fun if people don't read it. I am working on some moneymaking projects now (I am going to print my comics and sell them door to door or stand on the street corner and try to sell them or something) and if traffic to the Bo Lumpkin site doesn't pick up I will be spending less time with it.

I would be obliged to you for your suggestions and even your critical comments.

There will be a new comic on Gatorhead Mon-Wed-Fri this week.

A THANKFUL MAN

Someone said Adam and Eve had a couple of things over everyone else. Eve could never tell Adam about all the other me she could have married and Adam couldn't compare her cooking to his mother's.

Let me know what you are thinkin'. It don't cost nuthin' to comment.

bo@bolumpkin.com

bolumpkin@gmail.com

WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

Are you a person who learn's from the mistakes of others or are you one of the other people?

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bo@bolumpkin.com

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HANK'S HOTLINE 1

Look for Kurt an Burt this weekend and don't forget to check out the Gatorhead Comics.

Leave me a comment and if you have a question for Hank email that to me at
bo@bolumpkin.com or
bolumpkin@gmail.com

DIVERSITY

Come back tomorrow for Hank's Hotline. Hank will be giving home repair advice to callers.

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BETTER THAN EXPECTED

Will Buster want to get to know his dad?

Are things going to get complicated?

Are you missing Shirley's involvement?

Do they still bury people in pine boxes?

Will Crusher be safe in the same town with Mildred?

If MSG in food really makes you sleepy wouldn't it be better to eat a turkey leg than take a sleeping pill?

Don't forget to come back tomorrow for Creatures of Habit and Friday for Hank's Hotline where Hank will help solve home repair problems.

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ANIMAL MYTHS 1

Creatures of Habit will return Thursday.

Tomorrow Hank The Handy Man. Find out the results of Hank's visit with Mildred.

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EXPLOSIVE REACTION

Mildred thought she had a handle on things, did it break again?

Will Hank survive her explosive reaction?

Does Elmer Fudd have trouble with the letter R? (From Geico Commercial)

Come back Wednesday for the answers.

Don't forget the new schedule. Tomorrow Creatures of Habit.

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Leave me a comment or if you had rather you can email me at bo@bolumpkin.com or bolumpkin@gmail.com.

Stunted Growth?

Do Armadillos look like miniature Rhino's to you too?

NEW SCHEDULE

Hi y'all, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.

Lately I've been busier than a beagle hound in a herd of rabbits. Every time I start in one direction I cross a path and it causes me to run off in another direction. I am going to try to start scheduling things a little different and I've got a new twist on some old stuff too.

I am going to continue posting Hank The Handy Man on Mondays and Wednesdays but at least for a few weeks I am adding Hank's Hotline on Friday. I did something similar before anyone started reading my comics so if you have been around awhile a couple of them might not be new. Hank takes phone calls and gives advice on home repairs. You might have a question you would like to leave in a comment or you might want to send me an email to bo@bolumpkin.com or bolumpkin@gmail.com for me to pass along to Hank.

Creatures of Habit seems to be popular with some of my readers and I am moving them to Tuesdays and Thursdays. I am going to try to put Kurt and Burt in on most Saturdays and Sundays.

Mildred and Edna are going to move to the Gatorhead Site along with The Ladies and some of the other characters from Gatorhead. I have enough material to post at least three times a week with an occaisional bonus on the Gatorhead site for at least the next month.

I really want to tell everyone how much I appreciate you reading my stuff and especially the ones that comment. I love to read other comics and the comments to me are a big part of it. I try to comment on as many other sites as I can but sometimes with my limited internet time I don't get around as much as I would like. (They keep closing the library and throwing me out.)

I would like to run a contest on here but I can't think of anything for a prize so that wouldn't be much of a contest. I am open to ideas and suggestions though and I really do appreciate all the help I have received from the comic community.

To go to the Gatorhead site just click on the button below.

P.S.
If I can ever get the online time I am going to try to create a links page for all of you who have been so kind to help me so much.

Coming of Age

We all know that different cultures among people have different coming of age rituals. I just wondered if it is the same way with animals.

"What's That Taste?"

Most of you have probably heard this in one form or another but it just struck me as something that would come up in a Kurt and Burt Conversation.

Hope Healthcare Plan

This plan sort of mirrors my own plan.

Sweet Dreams

Is Crusher's life really in danger?
Do you think Mildred is still harboring strong feelings for Crusher?
Now that the Health care Plan has passed do you already feel better?
Did you know they have to put food coloring in margarine to make it yellow?

IN PASSING

This was inspired by something that happened to me once. A very annoying person informed me that he had passed by my house that day. All I could think of to say was, "Thank you. Thank you very much!"

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO BELOW THAT Barry Buchanan created. He has an animated Bo Lumpkin Cartoon.

It is below yesterday's comic.

Public Interest

Haven't you seen two miserable people who divorce each other and then marry two more people and wind up with 4 miserable people. Someone needs to be responsible here.

Remember this too, while marriage is sometimes ended in divorce, divorce is until death do you part.

Just a note: I'm sorry I haven't been around a lot last week but I was doing my Civic duty and was called for jury duty. There was never a trial because there was a plea bargain just before the final jury selection but they sure took up a lot of our time. I took notes and have a lot of material for some future articles.

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO BELOW THAT Barry Buchanan created.

Judge Bo Lumpkin

Thanks to Barry Buchanan of Dont Feed the Geek Fame. He does a great comic strip that can be found at www.dontfeedthegeek.com

He got some new animation software and honored me by using one of my old videos as a test subject. Give it a view and then go on over to Barry's site and check out his stuff. Thanks a bunch Barry, I really appreciate it.

Bo

HAPPY EASTER

Today is Easter. To me it is a day for Church and Celebration. There is no comic today. Come back tomorrow for the funnies.

Happy Easter!

BEAR SHAKEDOWN

They are not all as nice about it as Yogi, you know.

PERFECT MATCH

THE WAY TO GO