WHERE IS MY HORSE?

Hi yall, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.
I'm on the mend from having my arteries roto-rooted out at St. Domonic hospital. I was supposed to go to Baptist Hospital but they were booked up and my doctor uses both places and he said he could get to me early at St. Dominic. I just want to say thanks to the nurses and all the staff at ST. Domonic. I've had a lot of hospital stays but they were the nicest friendliest people I have ever met in the medical profession and they made my stay so much better than it could have been.
I am doing well and recuperatin'. I have been away from the internet for a few days and my production has been down during my recovery but the procedure has worked wonders. Sometimes you don't know how bad you have been feelin' till you get to feelin' better.
I don't like takin' mind alterin' drugs, even for surgery. There have been times when I have come out of a procedure and said embarrasin' things. I have developed a phobia about that and was thinkin' real hard about it when they were puttin' me under. I though that it would be better if I could just come out with a clear head and say something funny. I decided that If I was awake real good I would say, "Who are you people, and where is my horse?"
My wife and daughter were in the room when I came out and I was still asleep and they were goin' to go get some lunch. My daughter came into the room and I was not awake yet but in my sleep I said it. I said,"Who are you people and where is my horse?"
She was almost afraid to leave me because she was afraid I would get up and go look for my horse.
I am real proud that I was able to program my mind to operate even in my sleep. Now I've got to think of something funny to say next time they have to put me under.
I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'. If you want to get people's attention just say somethin' stupid. It has always worked for me. Whatchall been thinkin?
Leave me a comment or write me an email to bo@bolumpkin.com or bolumpkin@gmail.com.

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Hi, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.As you read this today I will be recovering (hopefully) from havin' my arteries roto-rooted out to get rid of some blockage. Hopefully I will be goin' home even as you read these words of wisdom.Today is my anniversary, I have been married 38 years to the best woman in the world. We spent our 30th anniversary in the hospital with me gettin' my first defibrillator and she has decided that she would really rather go out somewhere to eat on our anniversaries besides the hospital cafeteria. I'm inclined to agree with that.I don't know if you have noticed but for the benefit of new viewers (and it also saves a bunch of writin') I have been re-posting some of the older articles from the archives on the weekends.Ya'll be sure and check out the other blogs that I follow and take the time to leave them some comments. All us bloggers like comments because that lets us know people are really readin' this stuff.The guys publishing these blogs are doin' a great job and they do it because they enjoy it. Check them out.Ya'll don't forget to leave comments here either. I like to know what ya'll are thinkin'. Ya'll can email me too at bo@bolumpkin.com or at bolumpkin@gmail.com . It ain't hard and it means a lot to all of us to hear from you.Lately I have been posting more comics than articles. I would kind of like to know which ones you all like best so let me know.I hope to be back to something close to normal (whatever that is for me) by next Tuesday or Wednesday. Until then ya'll let me know whatchall been thinkin'.Bo
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Bad Storm

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Hi, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.

As you read this today I will be recovering (hopefully) from havin' my arteries roto-rooted out to get rid of some blockage. Hopefully I will be goin' home even as you read these words of wisdom.

Today is my anniversary, I have been married 38 years to the best woman in the world. We spent our 30th anniversary in the hospital with me gettin' my first defibrillator and she has decided that she would really rather go out somewhere to eat on our anniversaries besides the hospital cafeteria. I'm inclined to agree with that.

I don't know if you have noticed but for the benefit of new viewers (and it also saves a bunch of writin') I have been re-posting some of the older articles from the archives on the weekends.

Ya'll be sure and check out the other blogs that I follow and take the time to leave them some comments. All us bloggers like comments because that lets us know people are really readin' this stuff.

The guys publishing these blogs are doin' a great job and they do it because they enjoy it. Check them out.

Ya'll don't forget to leave comments here either. I like to know what ya'll are thinkin'. Ya'll can email me too at bo@bolumpkin.com or at bolumpkin@gmail.com . It ain't hard and it means a lot to all of us to hear from you.

Lately I have been posting more comics than articles. I would kind of like to know which ones you all like best so let me know.

I hope to be back to something close to normal (whatever that is for me) by next Tuesday or Wednesday. Until then ya'll let me know whatchall been thinkin'.

Bo

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Happy Father's Day

Don't forget to call dad and thank him.

COMMUNICATION IN MARRIAGE (Repeat)

Communication in Marriage?
Pappy and Granny Lumpkin are getting on in years - they've been married for over 50 of them and they spend a lot of time on the porch just rocking.
Both of them are a little hard of hearing so they don't talk a whole lot while they rock.
One day they were sitting and rocking and Pappy stopped rocking and looked over at Granny, "You know," he said softly, "I'm right proud of you."


She just kept right on rocking and said, "I'm about tired of you too."


Maybe communication is overated in long term relationships.
I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinking.


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What Did You Say?

KEEP IT COVERED

Hi, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin.
This global warmin' has caused it to turn hot again just like it does every year at this time. I've lived long enough that it don't even surprise or alarm me anymore because it has always happened about this time of year and it will get worse before Fall gets here.
I am afraid there may be more danger to this Global Warmin' than we have even thought about though. I think it effects the mind. I ain't got one of the PHD's or a medical degree but I have been a student of human nature for over half a century.
When I was a youngun we used to go barefoot and wear cutoff bluejeans and no shirts as soon as it got warm enough and we didn't think much about it. (The girls wore Bermuda shorts and short sleeved blouses.) Back then grown folks wore a lot more clothes than us younguns cause it just seemed decent.
What makes me think this global warmin' is effectin' people's minds is that some of them same folks that I was runnin' around in the summer with wearin' only short sleeved britches are still runnin' around wearin' the same thing and some folks even older than us are doin' it. I ain't talkin' about just on the beach or out mowin' the yard.
When your legs look like you swapped bottoms with a blue jay and got beat out of the feathers it is time to cover up. When your six-pack abs turn into a keg it is time to cover up.
Ladies, when it looks like your hose are wrinkled and you ain't wearin' any it is time to cover up.
I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin', If we are goin' to teach our younguns not to walk around with their britches at half mast and their draws showin we might ought to set a better example.

Whatchall been thinkin'? Ya'll leave me a comment or send me an email to bo@bolumpkin.com or bolumpkin@gmail.com. If ya'll think I've quit thinkin' and gone to meddlin' I would like to hear about that too.

THE FUTURE

Drivers

AIN'T STUPID (Repeat from Archives)

Ya'll might know Buster from the some of the videos he's been in. Sometimes I think maybe Buster did a little too much riding without his helmet. The other day Buster was driving along and he had a flat, right beside the fence around a mental hospital. While he was changing the flat a car came along and hit his hubcap and threw his lug nuts out and he couldn't find a one of them. Buster was standing there scratching his head and wondering what to do when he looked up and saw one of the mental patients shaking his head and smiling. Buster, wanting to be nice said, "Wow, man... Looks like I'm some kind of messed up here, dude."
The patient said, "Why don't you just take one lug nut off each of the other wheels and put it on that one. That would hold it until you get to town and can get some more lug nuts."
Buster was amazed, "Wow man," he said, "Thats like a great idea. If you can like figure out stuff like that man, what are you doing in there?"
The guy just shook his head, "Well, I may be crazy, but I ain't stupid" he said and he turned and walked away.
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Permanent Ugly

IQ Results

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What They Don't Know

NO MECHANICAL (OR OTHER) ABILITIES

Hi, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'. Some kids who ain't real book smart sometimes have other talents and abilities that make up for it. Lonzo says that ain't the case with his oldest boy Arlis.
"That boy just ain't got it in 'im to do right no matter what he tries. He's my boy and I love him and all but he can't do well in school and he can't do much else. Even his brother Boomer who ain't but eight years old says he's worthless as a truckload of postholes."
"I used to try to get him to help out around the place some but ever since he broke my anvil I don't let him near my tools. You remember the story Bro. Dave Gardner the comedian used to tell where the lady yelled at her son, 'James Lewis you get away from that wheel-barrow, you know you don't know nuthin' about machinery."
"Well James Lewis was a veritable engineer next to Arlis. I really worry about him too because lazy as he is hard work ain't much of an option. He thinks Manual Labor is the president of Mexico."
One thing I've learned over the years is that every kid can't be the smartest in class and everyone can't be the quarterback of the football team. Every girl can't be prettiest one around and everyone of them can't be head cheerleader. The best way to deal with that is to just love them. My mama used to tell me ,"Son, I sure love you, but I sure don't like your lowdown ways." I reckon that was enough, I eventually changed my ways and didn't turn out too bad. When we get to thinking about the younger generation we need to remember how we were at their age, and so far, we survived.
I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.
Ya'll write me an e-mail. I sure would like to hear from you.bo@bolumpkin.com and bolumpkin@g-mail.com

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NO PAIN

Life Lessons

I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'. Whatchall been thinkin'? Leave me a comment or send me an email to bo@bolumpkin.com or bolumpkin@gmail.com. I sure would like to hear from you.

Practice?

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YOU DID GOOD

Hi, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'. Sometimes when kids are tryin' to please their parents they get a little over enthused.
Ludlow works over at the Gatorhead Feed and Seed Store and he said Bodie Barlow came to town the other day for a load of feed. He had his wife and several of his younguns with him. They went down to Grab Some Grub for a few groceries and other supplies while Ludlow was loading the feed on the truck. Bodie had a cage full of chickens in the back of his truck and Ludlow set it out before he loaded the feed.
When Bodie and his family came back the truck was loaded but there wasn't enough room for all the family and the cage full of chickens so he just had his oldest boy to carry the cage full of chickens home.
It was gettin' awful late and Bodie was standin' on the porch waitin' on the boy when he finally come up the road with the cage. There is some debate whether Bodie was more concerned about his boy or about the chickens.
Bodie called out to him, "What took you so long gettin' home boy?"
"I'm sorry paw but the door on the cage come open and they got out but it's okay," he said, "I chased 'em down and I finally caught all 12 of 'em."
Bodie just grinned and said, "I reckon you done real good boy because there weren't but 7 chickens in there when you started out."
I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'. Whatchall been thinkin'? Leave me a comment or send me an email to bo@bolumpkin.com or bolumpkin@gmail.com. I sure would like to hear from you.