The Right Tool

Hi, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.

 

 I've been telling y'all about Leonard Gilmore and his adventures in the city as a garbage collector. He really had some yarns to tell.  When we first started talking he mentioned bein' homeless and I  asked him about it.

 

 "Well, when I first got to the city I went to work as a bouncer in one of them exclusive night clubs where they don't let just anybody in."

 

 I didn't doubt that none since Leonard had always been a big old boy who didn't mind a scrap one bit. He went on with his story, "Well, I was mindin' the door one night when this guy wanted in and didn't have no pass. I told him he couldn't get in and he ups and kicks me in the chest and walks on in. He bowed to the crowd of folks and said,' Kung Fu from China,' and the whole crowd laughed."

 "I just straightened up and went back to mindin' the door and the same thing happened later with another feller only he bowed to the folks and said,' That's Karate from Korea,' and they all laughed again."

 

 It seems like this was startin' a trend because then a little fellow just walks up, grabs my wrist, and throws me to the ground. He bowed to them clubbers and said," That's Judo from Japan,' and they all laughed again."

 

 "Well by then I'd done got plumb fed up so I got another feller to relieve me at the door and I went to my truck to get a little help. When I went inside all three of them fellers was sittin' at the bar just laughin' and jokin' and high fivin' each other and just havin' a big old time. I walked up behind them and about the time they looked up and saw me in the mirror-blap-blap-blap- and all three of them hit the floor and layed there in a pile. I might not have got fired if I hadn't turned to the crowd and bowed and said, 'Lug Wrench from Ace Hardware."

 

Well, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'" I know Judo, Jujitsu, Karate, and a few other foreign words but there just ain't no substitute for a good tire tool. Whatchall been thinkin'?

 

 

AN ALTERNATIVE TO WAR

I ain't much on war myself but I reckon Hank might have a point here.

Hank- The Man with all the Advice

I agree with Hank.  Why should he give free advice that cost's him business.  Most handy men charge more to fix a project that you have already messed up anyway.

Hank's New Look

I have been doin' some experimentin' on what some of my characters would look like in a different way. Just having a little fun with it.
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CAN YOU TAKE IT?

Lately I have found that there are a whole lot of folks that like to dish it out but can't take it. I think this is especially true in politics. When one side uses something it is constructive criticism but when the other side uses it they call it "hate". I reckon that confuses me because I don't understand how anyone can hate anybody. Sometimes I don't understand how some criticism is constructive either.

GATORHEAD SUPER HERO

Here is a video I did awhile back using puppets. Duct tape has amazing qualities.

MONKEY WATCH

These two better not be Monkeying around. There real business at the moment is monkey business and they had better shine. That's right George... Monkey Shines.

Tomorrow will be a special presentation of a Creatures of Habit comic because that is all I have in stock to upload. At this time when I would usually put something up for Saturday and Sunday I have nothing. Hopefully by the time you read this I will have some comics. (If I can ever get out of the library and go home to start drawing). I really don't know what kind of turns the story will take next week because I haven't written or drawn the comics yet but somewhere in my mind I see Crusher, Buster, Hank, Shirley, and possibly Senator Rebate.... along with maybe the Colonel forming an alliance to keep the MIG from takin' Shirley. I might have to make an appearance somewhere myself and bring along Kurt and Burt to boot.

All options are open since I have no Idea where to go from here. I am pretty sure that Winston the Wise and Warren The Weather Wolf will not take part in this continuing but bogged down saga.

I am sure this is a case of TMI but hey... It didn't cost y'all nothin'.

STUFFED MONKEYS DON'T DANCE

Maybe Crump is a little more observant than we gave him credit for. It looks like the man without a plan had better either plan or talk to the man to find out what the plan is. Is that clear to everyone?

EDUCATION

SOMETHING DIFFERENT

Here is an Edna and Mildred comic. They are usually on the Gatorhead site but I am still getting organized and so today and tomorrow I will have them here. I hope you enjoy. The Men In Gray will be back on Monday.

LOOKS LIKE A DEAD END

Mildred did say that she and Buster were the only People who lived there. I guess that is the truth. I'm wondering how good their information gathering skills really are?

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Old Memories

It looks like we might be going to get another visit from Crusher and this time he just might not be coming in peace.

Don't forget to check out Edna and Mildred on the Gatorhead site

WINSTON ON HOMEWORK

If any of you teachers are offended... I.. I... awwww... Just lighten up. It's a comic strip.

EYE WITNESS

I think I had some of those teachers too!

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?

Kurt is a real skeptic. No matter how many times people say they saw at the Laundromat he still sticks to the story that Elvis is dead. It looks like the Men In Gray are blowing their cover pretty quickly.

There is a Creatures of Habit comic on the Gatorhead site today.

MIG-MEET KURT AND BURT

A good fact to be aware of is that most people are not as dumb as they might look. I have always been very thankful of that. Do you think Kurt and Burt are swallowing any of this?

Come back tomorrow to find out. You can see Mildred and Edna today by clicking on the button below.

Environmental Quality

Do you have a question for Hank? Just leave a comment or send me an email to bo@bolumpkin.com
Check out Edna and Mildred at the Gatorhead site.

THEY ARE HERE!

How long do you think it will be before Crump and Shagnasty completely blow their cover?
Remember, strangers are always suspicious to rednecks and there ain't too many people any stranger than Crump and Shagnasty.
Check out the new Color Creatures of Habit on the Gatorhead site

COMBAT PAY

I am working on some new stuff for Winston for later on. I am thinking of putting him in a classroom setting. Personally I think he has more impact in color, don't you? Come back tomorrow for some more of Winston's wisdom.

HANKS HOTLINE 11

Do you agree with Hank or do you think Artists should get more of the taxpayers money to support their hobbies?