Showing posts with label Advice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Advice. Show all posts

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Can't Hold It

Hi, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.
 
 I told y'all I'd share some more of Leonard Gilmore's adventures as a Sanitation Engineer
(garbage collector) in the big city.
 
 Leonard was downright enthusiastic about his job. I was downright impressed that he was so career oriented considerin' the way he used to be. He lit right in to telling me all about his job.
 
 "Heck Mister Bo, I found out that us collectors know more about folks secrets than the FBI or the CIA." He had aroused my interest so I asked him what he meant.
 
 "Well, fer instance," he said," There is a widder woman on our route who kind of turns up her nose kind of persnickety like at everybody and especially at me and the boys on the truck. We used to be intimidated by her but not any more."
 
 I asked him why he wasn't still intimidated. He had a kind of silly grin on his face," We took a good look through her cans and found out she goes through three or four of them grown up diapers everyday... and we ain't about to be intimidated by a prissy woman who can't hold her own water."
 
 I'm Bo bumpkin and I've been thinkin'. I'm gonna be a whole lot more careful about what I throw in the garbage can from now on. Whatchall been thinkin'? Leave me a comment or send me an
email. I've got a few more stories Leonard shared with me.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Hank's Hotline 15

Detour to The Gatorhead Site

Some of the links that others have provided will be directed to this site which is almost inactive at the present time. My main site is
www.gatorhead.wordpress.com
my secondary blog site is
www.bolumpkin.wordpress.com
Thanks for visiting. I really appreciate it.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Hank's Hotline- Hank knows Shock Collars

The Legal Department of Gatorhead Enterprises wants to go on record to say that we do not recommend using shock collars on humans...even humans who are in need of training.

Friday, September 3, 2010

HANK'S HOTLINE 15

Some questions are a little harder than others. Do you have a question for Hank. Email us at bo@bolumpkin.com or bolumpkin@gmail.com or leave us a comment and Hank will try to give you an answer. Haven't you always wanted to be in a comic strip?

Don't forget about Mildred and Edna

More Rednecks. More Fun.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

ADVICE AND ANSWERS


If you really need answers you can check here on Friday for Hank's Hotline. He's got answers for everything.

Friday, April 16, 2010

HANK'S HOTLINE 1

Look for Kurt an Burt this weekend and don't forget to check out the Gatorhead Comics.


More Rednecks. More Fun.
Leave me a comment and if you have a question for Hank email that to me at
bo@bolumpkin.com or
bolumpkin@gmail.com