Hi, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.
Folks sure can have some strange things happen to 'em. Bodie's wife Claudette went away for a couple of weeks to get a little rest that the doctor had recommended. While she was gone Bodie and the younguns let the house get plumb run down.
I reckon Claudette did light into Bodie and the younguns somethin' fierce when she got home. They run the pigs out of the house and they started cleanin' that house from top to bottom. After they had it cleaned Claudette was on a roll so she told 'em they were going to do some paintin' and fixin' while she was still in the mood to make 'em do it.
You wouldn't believe how much better things look around there. Maybe that rest did Claudette some good. She was so pleased with everything that she just plumb forgot that they had painted the seat on the commmode.
The paint wasn't quite dry when Claudette set on it but it dried and stuck to her while she was in there. She called Bodie and he tried to pry her loose but finally had to take the bolts out of the seat and take here to the doctor to get it removed.
She slipped on a big old baggy dress, tryin' to hide the situation as much as she could. After sittin' uncomfortable for a while in the waitin' room she was finally called in to see the doctor. When the doctor asked the problem she pulled up her dress and bent over and said, "There it is doctor, have you ever seen anything like that?"
He just answered, "I've seen a bunch of them but I have to say that this is first one that I have ever seen framed?"
I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.
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