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Hi, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'

I ran into Minnie Bell the other day at the Grab Sum Grub. That's a combination Quick Stop, resturant, deli, bait shop, video store, gas station and U.S. Post Office. Parker and Maudine run it. Maudine is the postmistress.

Minnie Bell, that is her whole name and everyone always calls her that, is a retired school teacher who never married. When it comes to complaining I don't reckon I ever met anyone who could hold one over on her. She is one of those people you don't want to ask how she is because she'll spend a good portion of the rest of the day telling you in detail. I've heard about her diabetes more times than I have Wilford Brimley's and about her Osteoporsis more times than Sally Fields.
I told Lonzo about runnin' into her and about her osteoporosis.
He said, "I was in her class when she taught school and back then she had osteoferocious, cause she sure was bad to the bone."
Just remember when someone asks you how you are they are just being polite. I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'
Ya'll really ought to drop me a note:
bo@bolumpkin.com or bolumpkin@gmail.com

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