A Good Day

PIG WITH A WOODEN LEG

Hi y'all, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.

I told y'all about runnin' into Bodie Qualls down at the Grab-Sum-Grub and him tellin' us about seeing a pig with a wooden leg. Here it is just like he told it.

"I wuz drivin' around lookin' fer pigs to buy and I drove by a house and saw a pig in the yard with a wooden leg. I jest had to stop and ask about it.

The feller that owned it didn't mind talking about it at all. As a matter of fact he seemed right prideful of that pig and couldn't say enough good about it. He told me all about the time the house caught fire and how that pig pulled his whole family who was overcome with smoke out of the fire and dragged them to safety. He went on in detail about how that pig killed a rattlesnake and saved his younguns from being bit. Then he told how the pig pulled him out of the way jest before a tree fell on him. I'm tellin' you I was gettin' right taken with that pig myself.

I couldn't hold my tongue no longer so I finally said," All that is something shore nuff but thet still don't explain the wooden leg."

He looked kind of sheepish and looked down as he shuffled his feet in the dust and he said, "Well, you jest don't eat a pig like that all at one time."

I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'. Whatchall been thinkin'? Write me an email or leave me a comment.

Sorry about bein' late postin.

Pork Prices

Hi I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.

I was down at the Grab-Sum-Grub drinkin' a Yoo-Hoo and talkin' to the regulars that hang around there. While we were talkin' Bodie Qualls came in. Bodie raises pigs and younguns and he really ain't no professional at either one.

Lonzo spoke up and said, "I noticed that pork is cheap in the grocery stores. Does that mean the cost of pigs is down?"

Bodie said, "Yep, Pigs is real cheap right now. You can't git hardly nothin' for a killin' hog right now."

Somebody made the comment that it might be a good time to get out of the pig business. Bodie just smiled "Naw, I'm buyin' pigs now while they are cheap. I buy the little ones and by the time they get big the price will be up."

"Won't it cost you a lot to feed them and keep them up? "one man asked.

"Naw, just turn 'em loose and let em eat acorns until the price goes up."

We all reckoned that Bodie might be on to something that might make him some money for a change. When we asked him what he thought was drivin' prices down he just shrugged and said, " I reckon with all that pork they are handin' out in Washington that it's bound to drive prices down."

I'm Bo Lumpkin and that's what I've been thinkin'. I reckon old Bodie might have a point. Ya'll come back tomorrow and I'll tell ya'll the tale Bodie told as about the pig with the wooden leg.
Whatchall been thinkin'? Leave me a comment or write me an email to bo@bolumpkin.com and tell me about it. I'll get back to you.

He's A She

I've Been Mooned

Hi I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.

Our government can sure find some stupid things to spend the taxpayer's money on.

I thought they had pretty much run out of new ways to do that until a couple of weeks ago when they bombed the moon.

Now I don't know about ya'll but that just don't make no sense to me. They said they wanted to know if there was water there that would come up when the bomb hit. My wife said it must've been plenty of water there because after they bombed the moon we had rain far about ten days straight. I cant argue with her about that.

What bothers me more than anything is that we really don't know what that thing is made of. I was thinkin' that it might be made out of something that would explode when that bomb went off. I reckon it won't though, but, who knew?

I watched it live on TV and it was pretty much like the rest of the TV shows. It certainly wasn't entertainin' and it didn't have much of a p0int to it.

I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin', cant the government find a better way to waste the taxpayer's money than droppin' bombs an the moon. Whatchall been thinkin'?

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