I've Been Mooned

Hi I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.

Our government can sure find some stupid things to spend the taxpayer's money on.

I thought they had pretty much run out of new ways to do that until a couple of weeks ago when they bombed the moon.

Now I don't know about ya'll but that just don't make no sense to me. They said they wanted to know if there was water there that would come up when the bomb hit. My wife said it must've been plenty of water there because after they bombed the moon we had rain far about ten days straight. I cant argue with her about that.

What bothers me more than anything is that we really don't know what that thing is made of. I was thinkin' that it might be made out of something that would explode when that bomb went off. I reckon it won't though, but, who knew?

I watched it live on TV and it was pretty much like the rest of the TV shows. It certainly wasn't entertainin' and it didn't have much of a p0int to it.

I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin', cant the government find a better way to waste the taxpayer's money than droppin' bombs an the moon. Whatchall been thinkin'?