Hank on Water Saving Toilets

There is a lot of truth in this answer.  Sometimes saving the Earth just ain't that easy.

AN ALTERNATIVE TO WAR

I ain't much on war myself but I reckon Hank might have a point here.

Hank's Hotline- Hank knows Shock Collars

The Legal Department of Gatorhead Enterprises wants to go on record to say that we do not recommend using shock collars on humans...even humans who are in need of training.

Hank's New Look

I have been doin' some experimentin' on what some of my characters would look like in a different way. Just having a little fun with it.
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MONKEY WATCH

These two better not be Monkeying around. There real business at the moment is monkey business and they had better shine. That's right George... Monkey Shines.

Tomorrow will be a special presentation of a Creatures of Habit comic because that is all I have in stock to upload. At this time when I would usually put something up for Saturday and Sunday I have nothing. Hopefully by the time you read this I will have some comics. (If I can ever get out of the library and go home to start drawing). I really don't know what kind of turns the story will take next week because I haven't written or drawn the comics yet but somewhere in my mind I see Crusher, Buster, Hank, Shirley, and possibly Senator Rebate.... along with maybe the Colonel forming an alliance to keep the MIG from takin' Shirley. I might have to make an appearance somewhere myself and bring along Kurt and Burt to boot.

All options are open since I have no Idea where to go from here. I am pretty sure that Winston the Wise and Warren The Weather Wolf will not take part in this continuing but bogged down saga.

I am sure this is a case of TMI but hey... It didn't cost y'all nothin'.

WHAT NOW?

I'm not sure what Boss Hoss will say about all this but I am sure that he doesn't want to be disturbed while he is stuffing his face with Slim Jims and bearclaws. You can find out what he says by coming back tomorrow for the super-sized 9 panel comic.

STUFFED MONKEYS DON'T DANCE

Maybe Crump is a little more observant than we gave him credit for. It looks like the man without a plan had better either plan or talk to the man to find out what the plan is. Is that clear to everyone?

In The Same Room

Would the Men In Gray be able to find Shirley even if they were in the same room with him? What would have happened if little Jack Horner did live in a round house. Would he require therapy like the rest of us? These questions may or may not be answered as we have another week of The Men In Gray (MIG) next week. Come back tomorrow for Hanks Hotline.

Who's That Knockin' at the Door?

Remember, a wise monkey doesn't monkey with another monkey's monkey. Them are words to live by. Looks like tomorrow we will be seeing the first meeting of Hank, Buster and the Men In Gray. Be sure to come back for a new comic with more panels.

HANK'S HOTLINE 16- Landscaping

Scary Lady

Seems like Crump may realize when he is gettin' in over his head. For someone who was so disinterested in Boss Haws' office he seems to be making some progress.

With all my internet problems of late... mainly not having my own access and the ones I have been using are on the blink my postings might seem a little off schedule. Hey it's a holiday week and things are messed up all over so gimme a break and just read everything and if you are confused go back and read it over. If that doesn't work contact all your friends and have them all read everything twice and then you can all discuss it in the comments section. There will be a test at the end of the semester.

LOOKS LIKE A DEAD END

Mildred did say that she and Buster were the only People who lived there. I guess that is the truth. I'm wondering how good their information gathering skills really are?

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Old Memories

It looks like we might be going to get another visit from Crusher and this time he just might not be coming in peace.

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A MAN WITH A PLAN

Sometimes you just have to go back to square one and finish your research. Edna led them to Gatorhead wih Facebook. Now I wonder if she will lead them to Shirley the Monkey which by the way is who they are looking for in case you forgot it in this long drawn out story line.

Edna by the way is spouting wisdom and Mildred is refuting it on the Gatorhead page today at

Environmental Quality

Do you have a question for Hank? Just leave a comment or send me an email to bo@bolumpkin.com
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THEY ARE HERE!

How long do you think it will be before Crump and Shagnasty completely blow their cover?
Remember, strangers are always suspicious to rednecks and there ain't too many people any stranger than Crump and Shagnasty.
Check out the new Color Creatures of Habit on the Gatorhead site

HANKS HOTLINE 13

Hey... Do you have a question for Hank? It doesn't have to be a Home Improvement question. Hank is willing give advice on just about any subject. You can ask the question by leaving a comment or by sending me an email to bo@bolumpkin.com or bolumpkin@gmail.com . Hank would love to hear from you.

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HANKS HOTLINE 11

Do you agree with Hank or do you think Artists should get more of the taxpayers money to support their hobbies?

Crump Trumps Shagnasty

Actually Crump might just be a lot smarter than he is given credit for. He keeps his mouth shut until it is the right time. (I wish I could learn to do that)
I am sort of up and running again so check out the Edna and Mildred comic over at the Gatorhead site by clicking the button below.

HANGIN' OUT

Looks like Hank ain't lonesome enough to hang out with Buster yet. He better check though because Shirley's social calendar is pretty full.

I got the results back from having my head examined and everything seems to be okay. They said that I was about a quart low on B12 though so I have to go in and take shots every day this week and then once a week for a month. Thanks for your thoughts and prayers. I am ready to get back into the swing of things and hit the ground running. I hope to be caught up with posting on both sites by Monday.