Can't Hold It

Hi, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.

 

 I told y'all I'd share some more of Leonard Gilmore's adventures as a Sanitation Engineer

(garbage collector) in the big city.

 

 Leonard was downright enthusiastic about his job. I was downright impressed that he was so career oriented considerin' the way he used to be. He lit right in to telling me all about his job.

 

 "Heck Mister Bo, I found out that us collectors know more about folks secrets than the FBI or the CIA." He had aroused my interest so I asked him what he meant.

 

 "Well, fer instance," he said," There is a widder woman on our route who kind of turns up her nose kind of persnickety like at everybody and especially at me and the boys on the truck. We used to be intimidated by her but not any more."

 

 I asked him why he wasn't still intimidated. He had a kind of silly grin on his face," We took a good look through her cans and found out she goes through three or four of them grown up diapers everyday... and we ain't about to be intimidated by a prissy woman who can't hold her own water."

 

 I'm Bo bumpkin and I've been thinkin'. I'm gonna be a whole lot more careful about what I throw in the garbage can from now on. Whatchall been thinkin'? Leave me a comment or send me an

email. I've got a few more stories Leonard shared with me.

Hank on Water Saving Toilets

There is a lot of truth in this answer.  Sometimes saving the Earth just ain't that easy.

Hank's Hotline- Hank knows Shock Collars

The Legal Department of Gatorhead Enterprises wants to go on record to say that we do not recommend using shock collars on humans...even humans who are in need of training.

What Rings Your Bell?

Some folks just don't get enthused over nuthin'.

What Do You Do With Your Money?

Here is anothre Retro Kurt and Burt. I hope to start posting new comics on the weekends too but it seems that there is little or no traffic. I don't believe that is because of the Retro comics. There was little or no traffic before I started running re-runs. There will be new stuff here every weekday and I am real excited about some of the improvements I have been trying to make. I sure would like some feed back. Let me know what you think I need to do to improve the site.

Bo

SHINE ON

I haven't had a Kurt and Burt comic posted in awhile and I thought it was about time. I am trying to upgrade the settings and work on some new material. I hope to have them back on a regular basis before too long.

PROSPERITY

Did you notice that in America our poverty level is higher than the wealthiest people of some nations earn? Ain't it good to be an American?

"What's That Taste?"

Most of you have probably heard this in one form or another but it just struck me as something that would come up in a Kurt and Burt Conversation.

Makin' A Livin'