Showing posts with label Bo Lumpkin Couch Potato Television Critic Humor Clean Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bo Lumpkin Couch Potato Television Critic Humor Clean Funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

GOODBYE CRUSHER?

IS CRUSHER (Julius) leaving Gatorhead for good?
Would Mildred like him better if she saw him now?
Where do we go from here?
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Friday, March 5, 2010

THE TRUTH ABOUT SNAKES


There are a lot of other things that might not hurt you but could cause you to injure yourself. Why don't you leave a comment and share some of them with us.
Be sure and take time to read the comments. There are some very talented people who leave comments on here and sometimes their comments are funnier than the comic.
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Monday, October 12, 2009

A Note From Bo

I have added a new link at the right of the page. It is to a new page I have set up called Gatorhead. I will only be posting my 3 panel comics on that one. You might want to check it out and leave me a comment.

Don't forget to check out Rambler, JB-Stuff and Wisdom for living too. These guys do a great job. Leave them a comment and let them know.

Bo.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

HANKS HAMSTER ADVICE

Mowing Mulching Moving


Dear Hank,
My husband flushed my son's hamster down the toilet. Do you think that will cause any damage.
Concerned In Como

Dear Concerned,
I don't know a whole heckuva lot about the care and feedin' of hamsters but you can betcher grannies upperplate that it didn't do him a lot of good.
Hank

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

CPR7

FOOTBALL'S COMING

Hi, R.E. Cline here with your Couch Potato Report. Usually it summer is a slow time with mostly golf and a little baseball but this summer has been a little different. I didn't say better just different.
There has been a lot of news and specials with all the well known people passing on and such. It is sad to see anyone die but when someone like Michael Jackson can't handle reality and takes too many drugs he shouldn't be idolized.
I would say the world will miss Walter Cronkite but we have been missing him since he retired and the spin doctors took over the news to push their liberal agenda. I don't want them to push the conservative agenda either. Here's an idea, just report the what happened and give the whole story and don't try to tell us how we should feel about it.
I reckon that could go for the president too. He is not doing such a good job on this economy thing that he should be advising local police departments on how to do their job. Here's just a thought I had, if I lock myself out and have to break into my house and someone calls the police I will gladly show him my ID, tell him anything he wants to know (in a very polite way) and even go down to the police station if he wants me to and then I will thank him for watching out for crime in my neighborhood. The way I usually handle any misunderstanding with the police is with a very nice attitude and I think that is why I haven't wound up on the NEWS.
What I haven't heard on the News is that they are forming a new Football League. The UFL is supposed to start play in October and I had to stumble across it on the internet to even be aware of it. Maybe Michael Vick and Brett Farve will both be playing after all. They are going to play on Thursday and Friday and I hope someone at the networks is smart enough to know that if they broadcast these games they will get a lot more viewers than with the garbage they have on now.
I'm R.E. Cline and if I was running a network there would be more Football, less coverage of celebrities that I never liked and the next News Anchor I hired better have the standards of Walter Cronkite or he would be gone.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

CPR5

R.E. Cline here with your couch potato report. We all need CPR from time to time.
Well the dry spell is almost over. It's March and the NCAA tournament is almost ready to begin. I might survive if I can overcome the TMI (Too Much Information) syndrome that has engulfed me. Since the sports events have been limited and the commercials have been kind of bland- McDonalds does have a pretty good fillet of fish commercial- I have stooped to having to watch lots of news.
Since watching the news lately I have had an overdose of information on certain topics.
The woman who kept a chimpanze the size of a volkswagon as a pet and treated him like her child.
The woman who keeps having babies 6 or 8 at a time and how she is coping with the situation.
The economy!
The Presidents cabinet appointments and their tax problems.
The economic stimulus package that isn't stimulating the economy.
The Oscars.
I could probably think of a few more but the news is about to come on. If the tournament doesn't start soon I am afraid I will be watching C-span.
I'm R.E. Cline with your couch potato report.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

CPR4

R.E. Cline here with your couch potatoe report. We all need CPR from time to time.

Well, the Pro-Bowl is over. Football is gone until the preseason starts August 9th. As far as all-star games go I thought that this year's pro-bowl was a good one. I thought the superbowl was exactly that, Super. It was kind of a ho-hum game up until the fourth quarter and then it turned into a great game.

Enough of the positive stuff though. What happened to the days when the superbowl commercials were something special. They gave out millions of pairs of 3-d glasses for the special 3-d advertisement right at half time. I have no idea what those commercials were about because I was so busy concentrating on trying to see the special effects(which I never did) that I could not concentrate on the message. The 3-d commercial was a flop and I don't remember any of the other commercials so I guess they weren't too special either.
Speaking of commercials, one of the city furniture stores has advertised "The Furniture Event of the Year." Just what is a furniture event? It sounds like the Musical Chair National Championships to me. Where do they come up with the names for their sales anyway?
About every two weeks the Auto Dealerships come out with the biggest sales "event" ever. If they keep getting bigger and better why are they all in Washington trying to get a handout from the government?
One last note on sales. If I buy anything I like to buy it from Clarence. You know Clarence, he has sales in most stores and he usually has a big red sign(which they often misspell) that says "Clarence Sale". Now when Clarence has a sale at the Bass Pro Shop that is what I call a sporting event.
Ya'll keep watchin' TV and let me know if you see anything interesting. I'm just trying to survive until March Madness Begins. Keep on Checking Bo for the latest CPR by R.E. Cline.