Monday, June 30, 2008

NEW VIDEO RELEASED

Well I have finally got around to releasing my newest video. It's about some of the people in Gatorhead, MS down in Kudzu County. I hope you like it. Here is the link to the new video:
http://www.motionbox.com/filings?folder_id=6124513

Here is the link for all the others, just click on the folder:
http://www.motionbox.com/folders?user_id=ec98dbb9151ee761

Ya'll watch them and Ya'll be sure and write:
bo@bolumpkin.com

Friday, June 27, 2008

ARE YOUR BORED

Hi, I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'. Did you ever notice that people who don't have anything to do, usually want to spend time with someone who is too busy to fool with them?

I have been thinkin' a whole lot about people who are always bored. The always want someone else to be doing something to keep them from being bored. Here is a deep thought, If you are bored it is probably because you are boring. If you ain't even interesting enough to entertain your ownself how much fun do you reckon you are to other folks. The best cure for being bored is to do something constructive until you are tired. Next time you get bored you can always come over and cut my grass or wash my car, I am always willing to help a person overcome boredom.


I'm Bo Lumpkin, and I've been thinking.

Ya'll Write bo@bolumpkin.com


Ya'll watch my movies:
http://www.motionbox.com/filings?folder_id=5808121

Thursday, June 26, 2008

SHOPPING WITH OLD PEOPLE

Hi I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.I guess I am not the only one who's been thinkin'. I got these tips about shopping with the elderly from Susan.
Rule # 1...Never shop with old people. They will kill you...They never get tired but she said, "Now Susan we are going in here to find you something pretty to wear" (as opposed to what?)
Rule # 2..."It's nearly 2:00", doesn't mean omg, it means wow aren't we having fun
Rule # 3... byob coke water anything they NEVER get thirsty
Rule # 4... hold it or wear Depends not drinking anything means they don't need to use the bathroom.
I ain't a media hog. If you have something you been thinkin'about e-mail it to me and I'll try to share it with everyone. bo@bolumpkin.com

I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinkin'.
Yall write: bo@bolumpkin.com

Yall Watch My Movies- I hope to have some new ones soon.
http://www.motionbox.com/filings?folder_id=5808121

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

IT DON'T HURT NOTHING TO THINK FIRST

Look Before You Leap
Did you ever notice how many people didn't think they should but did anyway..
In a meeting they will stand up and say, "Well, maybe I really shouldn't say anything but..." and then they will rattle on until everyone there agrees that they shouldn't have said anything.
Someone will start out with, "It's none of my business but..." and they are usually right and would have been better off to stay out of whatever it was that wasn't their business.
Always remember, before you jump into something that doesn't concern you that it is a lot bigger leap to jump out of it.
I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinking.

HEY YA'LL WRITE bo@bolumpkin.com


OR LOOK AT MY MOVIES:
http://www.motionbox.com/filings?folder_id=5808121

Thursday, June 19, 2008

HE AIN'T NORMAL

Did you ever notice that some people do things to themselves that are like them hollering into a quite room, "LOOK AT ME, I AIN'T NORMAL".
I was on my way into a bait shop in Arkansas with a friend of mine when we met a wild eyed looking guy with a spiked hairdo and a lip ring as he was coming out the door. He was wearing a t-shirt with "I ain't Normal" printed across the front.
We both kind of stared at him until he got in his beat up old car and drove off. My friend and I both cracked up laughing and he said," I wonder if there is a court order somewhere to make him wear that shirt?"
Seems to me there ought to be a lot of those shirts out there but actually there are a lot of folks that don't even need a shirt.
When I see a young man with four or five earrings in each ear and a chain running from one of them to a ring in his nose I automatically think, "He ain't normal."
When I see a woman with her head shaved and a tattoo all over her head I think, "She ain't normal."
Some folks might take issue with me for trying to decide what is and what aint normal. I don't decide- polite society decides what is and what is not normal. It's just that when I see something that "ain't normal" I ain't afraid to notice it.
Maybe you have seen something you would like to tell about that "Ain't Normal" and would like to share it. Just e-mail me at bo@bolumpkin.com. I'm Bo Lumpkin and I've been thinking.

This Is My Movie Link
http://www.motionbox.com/filings?folder_id=5808121

Friday, June 6, 2008

GOOD ADVICE

I asked Lonzo, a friend of mine to help me out with something to post here. I told him it would be real good if he had some words of wisdom to share with the world and he thought a minute and then said, "When you been walkin' in the cow pasture barefoot, be sure to wash yer feet afore you bite yer tonails."
I reckon that is good advice for anyone.

Be sure to e-mail me at bo@bolumpkin.com

To watch my movies go to:
http://www.motionbox.com/filings?folder_id=5808121